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sloop

the degenerate king of uniswap

no roadmap. no ai tech. just sloop sloopin around.

3 ft

sloop is here to bring back three things

one coin. one pool. everybody swimming the same direction. that used to be the whole point and somewhere along the way everyone forgot.

nobody is coming to work your bag for you. sloop works his. you work yours. that is the entire mechanism and it has never once failed.

the last cycle was won by a frog. sloop is a frog. sloop is also a fish. sloop is not entirely sure. sloop is going to win anyway.

5 ft

there is no roadmap. there is a pool. sloop is in it.

sloop cannot read. sloop will never ship an agent. sloop floats.

9 ft

sloop does not have holders. sloop has a pool.

the water is warm. the water is green. nobody in here is asking what the utility is, because they already know the answer and the answer is sloop.

get in the pool

12 ft

twenty four sloops. take them. post them.

deep end

1
get a wallet on robinhood chain

sloop lives on robinhood chain. point your wallet at it.
2
fund it

bridge or send whatever you are prepared to see go both directions.
3
open sloop on pools.trade

uniswap's launchpad. check the contract against the one on this page.
4
buy sloop and stay in the pool

the staying is the part everybody skips. do not skip it.

buy sloop on pools.trade